Royal Favor: a Cell Phone

In return for an act of heroism that was tempered with a good attempt of keeping the old moral up (which is rare in these troubled times), a certain Royal couple asked me what they could give me in return. I asked for a cell phone and (I believe) a communication system.

Apparently, this was not the first time I asked for it and apparently, there was a lot of time and effort invested in the work I did with it (not just my own).  My benefactors dedicated a huge sum of money to the request. Not only that, the money offered was not enough and a certain oriental court chipped in high placed expertise.

I asked to start off with a cell phone. I have been having a lot of trouble with favors given to me publicly with a great deal of pomp and circumstance.  Very soon later, when the coast is clear, the items are taken from me.  So I said to dig shallow before you dig deep.

Sure enough, when the coast was clear, the phone was lifted from me.  I am sure by many respectable people with loads of qualities.  And a team of them as well. The problem is that my wishes are not only not respected I am deeply insulted and upset by this practice.  it is not that is not common. As well, the items mean a lot to me. Mean a lot to me, I laugh.

I might have not been using the name I currently have although I doubt that the relationship between the two names was hidden completely.  Sooo, despite the fact that the person (or group the people) have given the phone obviously to someone more deserving them me it is clear that you have left me in a HUGE amount of TROUBLE.

Obviously, the credit for my work also has been taken away because first of all, I forgot about it. (I ask you as to why those two things happened together).  And second of all, it has been clear that I have very little of worth with my life.

With all due respect to the people who have taken the phone.  Please give me another phone and the money dedicated to it back.  Get your own phone or worse, give it to someone else by yourself.  And second of all, how come you keep on doing that so successfully. And by the way, you could pay the bills for the phone I am using. (you stupid animals) It cost a hell of a lot to someone living considerably below the poverty line.  remember I said you left me in a whole lot of trouble? Honestly.

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